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So how many of you have appeared in an SSB (its a 5 day long selection procedure which one needs to go through before joining the army), one of the tests in an SSB is a PPT (Picture Perception Test). There are many random and blurred images that are shown on screen one after the another and you need to write a story about what you think was happening in the picture. The last picture is a blank screen, you need to write a story imagining what you think appears on that blank screen. Some see people, some see love, some see war, some see family, some see a field.... So life is what you think and what you think is what you get.

So to continue from where i left, there must be times in your life when you feel blank, when there are no thoughts, times when you feel helpless - People who fight these times are called Winners!

“A quitter never wins and a winner never quits”


You must have come across many beggers on the streets, people say there is a mafia behind all this. Madhur Bhandarkhar made a movie about this. But ever wondered why are they forced to do this, why would some cut a hand and get on the streets to beg and that too for nothing. For probably a piece of bread in the morning and two in the evening.
Imagine any situation, a man owning a alto wanting a skoda, a guy who owns a skoda wanting a BMW. Or probably a guy working which a good company wanting to work with google. WANTS... They are unlimited, but again the question WHY?
I believe the most beautiful word and the most debatable word as well is WHY!

Every damn stiuation is this way and not that way, dont ask me why!

What you think is what you see!

What do you think is this guy looking at?
Do you think it would change if we walks two steps towards his right?

Its all in the mind, you see what your mind wants you to see!

“Whatever you hold in your mind will tend to occur in your life. If you continue to believe as you have always believed, you will continue to act as you have always acted. If you continue to act as you have always acted, you will continue to get what you have always gotten. If you want different results in your life or your work, all you have to do is change your mind.”

Its three in the night and need to get up early for office.... Shall continue this post tomorrow!

Speed

How fast have you traveled? How fast can you go?
What do you think - Speed Thrills or Speed Kills?
When was the last time you drove like crazy, after drinking, is it?
Well lucky bitch you are then, coz not every one arrives alive.

"Only some of us can learn from
other people's experiences.
The rest of us have to
be the other people."

Sachin Tendulkar is God

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar is the god of Cricket.
Just 7 runs away from another milestone (17000 ODI runs).
He is one of the most talented player ever and the most humble as well.
And the fans are crazy about him.

Here are a few records by him.

Harami hai par dost hai!

L to R - Ajay, Me and Tarun!

Yeh photo 3D nahi hai par yeh dosti zaroor gehri hai!
This picture was taken on the 1st day of our MBA and infact Ajay has joined the Academy and would be an commissioned officer in the Indian Army come September!
Me and Tarun had to gift his something before he left for the academy. We went to 3-4 malls in gurgaon and finally Tarun suggested why dont we just gift him a photo frame (What an idea sirji).

Got this photo framed and gifted him this, i m sure he has would remember us every time he sees the picture.

Infact if i write a book about our friendship, trust me it would sell more copies than 3 Point Someone!

Man with a desire!

Yeah, seems i m back after ages!
So, this is about a man with a desire, a desire to live, a desire to survive, a desire to overcome his mind and say to this world - I shall survive!!

Few weeks back, at Priyas TC parking, reversing the car, drunk me - banged the bumper of the car, dint even realise it till Baveja saw it after 2 hours in Noida and the very next morning i went to a workshop to get it repaired!

The workshops name 'Castrol Carways'.

I went in and said to a mechanic, "Bhaiya bumper nikal gaya hai, thik kardo".

He replies "Bhaiya office mein chale jao".

I went inside the office and saw an guy, mid 40's sitting on a chair and he askes me "Can i help you?".

I replied "I need to get the cars bumper fixed".

He says "let me just see it once." This guy then shifts from the chair to an automatic wheelchair, it this is what you call it.
And he moves out of the office and lites a smoke (choti gold flake).

He sees the bumper and says "Would be done, would take about an 2 hours, we would need to melt the bumper and put it back in shape".

I said "ok" and all this while i was wandering whats wrong with his legs.
And he would just go on smoking one sutta after the other, NON-STOP. He then takes a round of the whole workshop, keeping a check on everyone and every car! I was waiting in the office all this while, his smoking wont stop, i lited a sutta myself.

He suddenly asks me "Milds?".

I said "Yes!".

"Are you i chain smoker, how many do you smoke in a day",

I replied "Probably as much as you have smoked in the past one hour".

He smiled and shifted to the normal chair, i asked "Do i help you?", he replies "Thanks i have been doing this for 17 years now"

I couldnot control and asked, "Sir, if i can ask you what went wrong with your legs" and i thought i was rude.

He replies, "its a mental blockage, my nerves dont pass the signal to my legs, its been 17 years now. I was in the US before this, came to india 20 years back. Started this business about 10 years back".

I said "Its quite impressive the way you manage people inspite of all this".

He says, "70% of deaths in this kind of disorder are suicide, i could have been lying on the bed and looking at the fan but i wanted to do something, i could not see myself bed ridden, so i started this."

My smoke was almost over, he said "so you would smoke till the last drag" and smiled!

In the mean while the bumper was fixed and i left after shaking hands with a man, a man who had the desire to live!


PS: I dont write much, long story in short!

Crazy

Guys, this guy is crazy, whoever he is.

http://fakeajit.wordpress.com/

Chk out the link, if you haven't done it already!

Cricket & Sledges

Here is a collection of some of the most famous:

1) "It's round, it's red and it's got six stitches in it." - English county bowler to West Indian Viv Richards after he had played and missed several times. "Hey man. You know what it looks like - go fetch it." - Richards in reply, after hitting the next ball to the fence. 2) "Why are you so fat?" - Glenn McGrath to Zimbabwean Eddo Brandes. "Because every time I #&$!@ your wife, she gives me a biscuit." - Brandes's reply. 3)"You don't get a runner for being an overweight, unfit, fat #$&!%." - Australian wicketkeeper Ian Healy after Sri Lankan captain Arjuna Ranatunga asked for a runner during a one-day match. 4)"We don't want you here, get out of my ground!" - Yorkshire bowler Steve Kirby to Steve Waugh in an English county match. "No, I won't, this is my favourite pitch. And who are you, the *#@%& mayor?" - Waugh's reply. 5)"These people have not come to watch you bowl. They have come to watch me bat." - England's W. G. Grace, reportedly by way of explanation for his refusal to leave the crease when dismissed. 6)"No need to sledge me. I've been sledged more times than you've had pisses." - India's Sunil Gavaskar replying to a Simon O'Donnell sledge. 7)Inzamam-ul-Haq once told Brett Lee to ”stop bowling off spinners”. 8)In the 1980’s Ian Botham returned early from a tour of Pakistan, and on radio joked ” Pakistan is the sort of country to send your mother in-law to .” Needless to say the Pakistanis did not find this amusing, and when Pakistan defeated England in the 1992 World Cup Final, Aamer Sohail told Ian Botham ” Why don’t you send your mother-in-law out to play, she cannot do much worse.” 9) James Ormond had just come out to bat on an ashes tour and was greeted by MarkWaugh…….. Mark : “F*ck me, look who it is. Mate, what are you doing out here, there’s no way you’re good enough to play for England “ James: “Maybe not, but at least i’m the best player in my family” 10) Malcolm Marshall was bowling to David Boon who had played and missed a couple of times. Marshall: ” Now David, Are you going to get out now or am I going to have to bowl around the wicket and kill you?” 11) Amidst all the hype surrounding his farewell match, Steve Waugh had to contend with an unexpected dose of his own medicine from a player half his age. As Waugh fought a grim battle to stave off defeat in the series-deciding fourth Test in Sydney, 19 year-old Indian wicket-keeper Parthiv Patel tried to unsettle the veteran batsman through some banter. The baby-faced Patel egged on the 38 year-old stalwart to play one of his sweep shots one last time. The India ‘keeper was saying, ‘Come on, just one more of the famous slog-sweeps before you finish’ Waugh replied: ‘Look, show a bit of respect. You were in nappies when I debuted 18 years ago’ 12) McGrath to Ramnaresh Sarwan: Sarwan, the West Indies vice-captain, and McGrath went toe-to-toe in an ugly shouting match in Antigua in May 2003, The incident was sparked after Sarwan, on his way to a match-winning second-innings century, reportedly reacted to lurid taunts from McGrath by telling him he should get the answers from his wife, who was recovering from radiation therapy for secondary cancer. The details : McGrath: “So what does Brian Lara’s d*ck taste like?” Sarwan: “I don’t know. Ask your wife. “ McGrath (losing it): “If you ever F*&king mention my wife again, I’ll F*cking rip your F*fing throat out.” 13) Rod Marsh & Ian Botham: When Botham took guard in an Ashes match, Marsh welcomed him to the wicket with the immortal words: "So how's your wife & my kids?"

What do you do on a sunday?

Here is a list of few things that people do on sundays:

1) Go to the church

2) Spend time with their family

3) Watch movies

4) Sleep

5) Booze

6) Play

7) Sulk

8) Catch up with old friends

9) Catch up with their hobbies

10) Post random things on their blogs :-)

You think i missed out on what 'u' do on a sunday?? Do drop in a comment..

Men :-), i meant us!

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